Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

pee

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Terry has ebola

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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