- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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