What happen? Idk...

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Anti Joke

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