If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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well use a tissue!

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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