every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

Women's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Hello.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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