- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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