I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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PENIS

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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well use a tissue!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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I agree

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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Anti Joke

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