- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

What do you call a Jew A Jew

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

minorities

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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