- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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