what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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