Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Obama walks into a hospital....

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

VaginaBoob ^.^

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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