- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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