- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

This is an anti-joke.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Do the roar!

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

kcuf read it backwards

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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