Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

Where's my tractor?

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

What walks on it's hands My uncle

CFL

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Invisible Children Foundation.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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