- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

david what a baghead

how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Wolfjob.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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