what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

all the kids had fun

Lewis

Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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