How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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