- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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