- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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