- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Woman rights.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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