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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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