- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

A man walks into a bar

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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