What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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