- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vagina cream... end of story

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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