a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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I love you

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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