- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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