NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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What did the fish say after he

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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asdf

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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who else is on here?

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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