- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

What's the difference between? Your mom.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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