- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Want to hear a joke? No.

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