What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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knock knock whos their a person

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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