- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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