Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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kk

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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