- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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