Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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... Chan chan

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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