thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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