- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

A woman is hit by a car. Thankfully she manages to survive, but the driver is fined a lot of money for speeding.

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Emily Walker.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

boys

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

non poop

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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