- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

women's rights

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Michael Brown

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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