Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

the holocaust

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

kcuf read it backwards

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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