- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Your mam is so fat.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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