- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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