Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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