Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Your life

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Black people stink of shite!

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Maths.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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