- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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