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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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