- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why did the dog die? He was old

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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