"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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