Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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