- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

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