Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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