How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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