- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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