What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Tommy got neutered.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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