- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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