Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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Woman's Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Equal rights!

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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