- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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