- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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