how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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