In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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so the weather's nice...

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Justin Bieber

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Sometimes you get the shitty coconut ones.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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The WNBA

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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