- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What? Why?

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Bitch! Love, J.B.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

knock,knock you suck

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