Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Anti Joke

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