Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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Hello penis

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I had a submarine.... once

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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T u r n i p s

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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