A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What? Yes.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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