On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Whats white? A fridge

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

chirs

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...