- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

I don't believe in giraffes.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

A drunk guy walks into a car

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Justin beiber..

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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