What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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