- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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