- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Jimmy Saville

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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