What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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Women's rights

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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