Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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