- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What did Delaware? A coat.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

batman has diarrhea

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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