What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Women's Rights

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Whats white? A fridge

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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