- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

womens rights

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

hi penis ham telephone

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Psychics.

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