- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Women's Rights..

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

why are balck people black because they are

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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