Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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