Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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1st person: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? 2nd person: I don't know 1st person: A Jew is a follower of the zionist faith and a pizza is a popular food invented in Italy and comes with your choice of several delicious toppings. 2nd person: But not all Jews follow zionism 1st person: Well some places restrict your choice of toppings. Whats your point?

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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haha Otarts was here

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Caolan and Eamon

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