What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

they're dead. idiot.

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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