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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What is older than history?

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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