- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

your mum

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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