A boy grows up loving tractors. For birthday and Christmas each year he got a tractor toy of some kind, until the age of 17, when he finally gave up tractors and got himself a CD player. One day, listening to all the latest tunes with some headphones, he looks outside to see his neighbour's house on fire. He goes outside to find firemen trying to put out the blaze. He jumps into the blazing house and inhales as much as he can, which astonishingly puts out the blaze. A fireman confusing asked "How did you do that?" The boy replies, " I'm an ex-tractor fan."

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Canadians

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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A: Do you like it B: No

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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