What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

that wall over there ->

Face Hunter is scum

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

women's rights

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

fish fishy caoimhin

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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