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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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