- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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