- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

A Chinese man fails a math test

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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