- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

mexicans fishing

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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