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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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Adam Chebali has no life

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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nice tits.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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