- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Many people of many races do many things every day.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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