- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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