What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

osama bin laden is dead

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

whats worse than gill? nothing

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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