Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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