Your face

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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