willam dafoe

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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i have a christmas tree.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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