A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What walks on it's hands My uncle

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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