Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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whats white and sticky glue

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

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hiya

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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