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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

irish man drinking john smiths

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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