- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

PENIS that is all

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

did you stub your toe?

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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