How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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1+2 = 6

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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