Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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