- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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