- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Yo Momma So Fat!

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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