raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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