once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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AIDS.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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