- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

A man penetrates another man.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

A American seeking into mexico

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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