Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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