- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

what came first the chicken or the chips

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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