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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

roses are red violets are blue

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

joe diragi whacks off his dog

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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