- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Justin beiber..

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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