- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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