- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

mikey is cute

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

A man penetrates another man.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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