- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Romans rights.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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