What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Apple juice.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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epic win?

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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