- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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