- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Lets go Yankees

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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