- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

A dog was barking at a tree

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