- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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okay so theres this guy.

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Penis.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Apple juice.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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