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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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