- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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