- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Well this is pointless.....

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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