Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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