- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

A American seeking into mexico

Lets go Yankees

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

YEAH THEY DO!

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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