- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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