How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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just in time?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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