What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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What is the name of the car? What

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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