Face...tastes like chicken!

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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haha

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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Continents are large islands.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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