What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What is black and looks like a person A black person

2 black kids walk into school

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

i killed my family

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