- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

A man penetrates another man.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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