What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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