- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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