- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

im gay

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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