How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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were at work systems r down

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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aodhan hearty

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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