- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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