- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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