- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

so...um, yeah

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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