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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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