- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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