why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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