Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

YEAH THEY DO!

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

A storm be brewin!

A mormon walks into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

the midget went to the midget store

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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