- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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