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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

What did the man say to his doctor?

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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