- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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