roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

you suck

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

your face is kinda funny

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Liverpool City Football Club

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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