- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Who invented apple? God

drew edminstin is a rat

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

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