What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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