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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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what's pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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