What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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