- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

justin littleton being sucessful

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??