two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Walnut

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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