- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

why dont they make black forks

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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