mexicans fishing

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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