whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

A seal walks into a club.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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