- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

KILL WHITEY

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

OOOOPPS /

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Snooki

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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