chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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you suck

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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your face is kinda funny

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Liverpool City Football Club

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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